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July 31, 2022
My first novel, The Mean Reds, will be published by Stephen F. Austin University Press in October. As many of you know, pre-orders are extremely important for small-press books. They pump up those online algorithms, which helps get more eyes on your book. Please read the summary below, and if you’re interested, consider ordering a copy of the book.
Sam Drift is a small-town movie reviewer who is forced to write an article about an exotic dancer that recently died outside of an unpopular strip club. His editor says it’s a simple slip-and-fall, but Sam isn’t so sure. Maybe the dame had a drug problem. Perhaps she ran afoul of the mob. Now she’s swimmin’ with the fishes, see. In the meantime, Sam’s ex is back in town for a film festival, where she’s attending the premiere of a movie that she stole from Sam when she left him. Will Sam solve the murder and get the girl? Or is he in over his pot-smoking head?
Part Big Sleep and part Big Lebowski, The Mean Reds is a quirky small-town mystery told by one of the most unreliable narrators ever known.
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Texting the Apocalypse
January 28, 2012
Unpublished fiction.
© 2012 Dale Bridges
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hey sara.
hey kelsie.
u hear bout the end of the werld?
yeah. bummer.
i know right?
right.
fire and brimstone.
yeah. brimstone smells like ick.
totaly.
BTW, ricky sutton talked 2 me 2day.
no way.
way.
THE ricky sutton?
yeah.
no way.
way! way! way!
cool. just a sec. my parentz r totly freakin out bout the zombies.
yeah. this apokalips is lame.
tell me bout it. yestrday my bro got fed to The Beast.
the cute bro or the 1 w zits.
cute.
oh. sorry.
its k. i get his room.
score.
i know.
did u see the skirt jenny wore for the genocide?
i know. totaly 2011.
yeah, i was like, That skirt is totaly 2011!
good one.
right?
hey. gotta go. my stupid mom wants me to join a cult with her.
which 1?
the 1 that werships a pole with a photo of tom hanks on it.
cool. the tom hanks pole cult is the best. suzie is a membr.
sweet. see you in hell.
totaly.